Its either all or nothing
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| Atlantic Pacific's Blair looks divine? All but the too tight/uneven jacket. And the jacket fails the look.No excuses. |
Dont stuff yourself like a sausage
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| Dont buy clothes on an empty stomach. |
Dont bring attention to your C U Next Tuesday
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| SATC Charlotte's words, not mine. |
If the fabric pulls, dont buy it.
Once its pulled, dont wear it.
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| In case you think that giant pull happened on the day she wore it, bollocks. She would have known the fabric pulls before she put it on that morning. |
Dont try trends half hearted.
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| The half tuck looks so lame here. Plus it looks far more flattering skewed to the side. |
No frizzy hair & rumpled clothing. Ever.
Fitted tops should be fitted.
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| This isnt one of those exaggerated looks. Its a fitted top worn flapping in the wind. Wearing a singlet under this doesnt make it cool. Its a disgrace to layering. |
Always do the blink test.
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| The first thing the eye notices here is the large mass of print around her tummy & hips. Bad move. |
Dont put the word "big" on your chest.
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| It goes without saying not to put any derivative of the word big on your chest either. |
Some dresses are not made for
large boobs if you want to look tasteful.
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| Wearing a singlet underneath just makes it worse. |
Be aware of your body shape.
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| Everything here is lovely individually. But in total, they make her look much fatter than she is. |
Just like body shapes, there are feet shapes.
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| The Loubi is just too skimpy for her wide foot. I dont care if she is in pain. I care that her foot looks awful for the sake of a red sole. |
Sometimes just say no.
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| Do I need to explain this? Mind you she hasnt done a bad job with the print disguising the large boobs. |
Dont wear prints that make
your legs look like sausages
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| The black part around the knees makes her legs look stuffed - like sausages. |
Evening dresses require class.
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| A fit like this isnt classy. Dont get me started on the hard clutch that is squashed. |
Thank you for the round up, highly amusing! On my daily commute I see at least two people every day who clearly haven't looked in the mirror before leaving the house. Or maybe they did and liked what they saw??? Heaven forbid!
ReplyDeleteI totally understand Fashionista! Most of what I see isnt as obvious as this post. Its cuffs that are too long, jackets too big, pant hems dragging on the ground, peek-a-boob shirts & skirts to tight they are smiling! I'm sure these girls have looked in the mirror but they havent trained their eye to understand good fit. I'd see at least 50% of women with these issues every time I was out & about in peak hour or in the CBD...Glad u enjoyed this one...
DeleteBlock out the womens faces next time...otherwise this is just cruel...we have all left the house looking ridiculous without knowing it...fashion blogs are meant to make us feel good, not frightened incase we get caught out.
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