Its either all or nothing
|Atlantic Pacific's Blair looks divine? |
All but the too tight/uneven jacket.
And the jacket fails the look.No excuses.
Dont stuff yourself like a sausage
|Dont buy clothes on an empty stomach.|
Dont bring attention to your C U Next Tuesday
|SATC Charlotte's words, not mine.|
If the fabric pulls, dont buy it.
Once its pulled, dont wear it.
|In case you think that giant pull happened on the day she wore it, bollocks. |
She would have known the fabric pulls before she put it on that morning.
Dont try trends half hearted.
|The half tuck looks so lame here. |
Plus it looks far more flattering skewed to the side.
No frizzy hair & rumpled clothing. Ever.
Fitted tops should be fitted.
|This isnt one of those exaggerated looks.|
Its a fitted top worn flapping in the wind.
Wearing a singlet under this doesnt make it cool.
Its a disgrace to layering.
Always do the blink test.
|The first thing the eye notices here is the large mass of print |
around her tummy & hips. Bad move.
Dont put the word "big" on your chest.
|It goes without saying not to put any derivative |
of the word big on your chest either.
Some dresses are not made for
large boobs if you want to look tasteful.
|Wearing a singlet underneath just makes it worse.|
Be aware of your body shape.
|Everything here is lovely individually. But in total,|
they make her look much fatter than she is.
Just like body shapes, there are feet shapes.
|The Loubi is just too skimpy for her wide foot. I dont care if she is in pain.|
I care that her foot looks awful for the sake of a red sole.
Sometimes just say no.
|Do I need to explain this? |
Mind you she hasnt done a bad job with the print
disguising the large boobs.
Dont wear prints that make
your legs look like sausages
|The black part around the knees makes her legs look stuffed - like sausages.|
Evening dresses require class.
|A fit like this isnt classy.|
Dont get me started on the hard clutch that is squashed.